My name is Igor Vlas. I want to tell you about my first big and truly pure love. Nadoskazat that I am very untemperate in sex, that is, I can deal with onanizmom three or four times a day, so I did not stand up to any girl. But once I saw at one of its parties. ITS most mild chest vypirala out of thin dresses, through which could be seen all the white wide body, how to present its temnenky treugolnichek. Throughout the night, I prodrochil introducing themselves as crazy with her in different poses. And on the next day, phoned his friend, who promised to introduce me to her. I asked him to give her phone, but he refused, saying that what is between us was not giving him the right push me into the arms of the woman. It seems that he remembered a time when we are with him loved each other and trahalis in Baroque to analyze. Finally it yield my coaxing, and agreed to give her the phone, but only sluchave if I trahnu his beloved horse, which is not known why not afraid of horses and podpuskaet them to yourself. I think short, I agreed.

When I came to the horse was already ready. I dragged her baby and went to the ladders, which carefully placed behind. A kid alive in my hands and got experienced in orgasm, I barely touched them to the cherished hole. And my friend shouted to me from the bottom: "Come trahni it! Show her what you colt !!!!"

I took her for the tail and went into it with all the passion which was capable of. We are moving in a rhythm and I dried apricots her name, her name was Esmeralda, a friend, seeing as we all neistovstvuem shouted louder and louder. Finally he vshlipnul and I realized that he came. I moved faster and faster, and Esmeralda rzhala all louder. And now .... I experienced a storm of emotions, kakihya ispytyval than ever .... I realized that is what I lacked. And why me someone's phone? We agreed with a friend that I will visit Esmeralda, which pleases me. And I went, staggering and thinking about the one for which I was now ready for everything. Yes, I know that you can no longer onanirovat several times, because I had my horse, my Esmeralda, my love.

The center of Paris was a medieval cathedral Some Mother there, beautifully decorated with stuffed dried telepuzikov and Pokemon, which look and smell away evil spirits. They lived orphaned and deformed Quasimodo. In early childhood, he was not ugly, but it fed azaleahardcored-old paedophile pop Frollo that he had, and once in the process of feeding a baby teeth Kvazmodo wounded dignity reception room of his father, for which it received a huge eldakom on mordasam. His kolbasilo three days and three nights. All thought that another fifteen days of diarrhea and is instant death, but strong malchonka Roo, the truth became slyunyavym debilom and it turned skryuchilo.

I grew up here Quasimodo, eldak it was even more than that of Frollo, and he was thinking all the time wherever it prisunut. Kid peretrahal all stuffed in the cathedral, so that the split in half, as well as all surrounding cats, kittens they narozhali Putin, German sentry favorite scenes Frollo named Ya-Ya-das-fantastish East-and even the Father. When Quasimodo could not catch any of the above characters he dolbil their grief by a dick in the bell for that and was promoted to mudozvonarya and privilege to wank with Bell in the presence of the monarch.

One cold winter then, he saw Bell with the most famous in Paris damn Esmeralda. Her pussy was the size of a manhole where it is usually soap and legs between them. She interviewed by a fag-known poet named Grenguar. They will not be able stolkovatsya the price at Seattle Klopina asses King, who was sutenershey Esmeralda. "For me твои francs dick! - Esmeralda plowshares. - will soon introduce the euro!"

Quasimodo immediately zatorchal with Esmeralda and happiness not just by a dick razdolbal bell. On a cross-breed with saiga humped camels to the square to fuck Gypsy. But clever theme and Esmeralda prochuhala srulila was quiet and did not have Grenguar: Since then, the Pi: poet declaims his lyrics just standing.

Meanwhile, the Esmeralda was taken away in the police van. It became the precinct Feb Mascaw to detect heroin to shirnutsya and when Esmeralda pernula loud, it was charged that the bomber, and she began looking in assholes TNT. Cocaine Werewolf in pursuit Feb harassing became free love and only Sosonkin cancer at its planks, as they zastukala bold blond wife Phoebe, named Fleur de Lizbi, it also began to demand free love and passion bitten Esmeralda clitoris. Cyganka pizdanula it in a way that Fler srubilas in faint. Tut Feb Esmeralda and decided to sell its nekrofilam. They wanted to include a helpless Fler fair to cut more cars, but could not remove it from the earth. When the wife ochuhalas we first lost Feb one egg, and the second rasplyuschila, to ill. Since then, he has become a sing Vovka Presnyakov.

Esmeralda as always ran away from retribution, but not for long strings Huskies: It caught the pop Frollo. He suggested getting it straight in public lavatories, where sleeping bums. The latter did not like that over their heads, someone will shake mudyami and repulsed Esmeralda from Frollo. Homeless decided Clubbing fuck it, but did not find any condom (because they have not yet been invented then), and pets.

Here in the lavatories went Quasimodo, he wanted peach, and if no one will, simply podrochit. Ohuev of so many people, gorbun zasmuschalsya initially, and then joyfully pogukal trahnul and all built for growth. Esmeralda this time got its full-. As the saying goes: "Jokes, jokes, and polhuya in the stomach!"

But she saw the hairy and lumpy dick Quasimodo and fell in love with him because he reminded the hills of Andalusia, where her mother grew up.

The wounded Feb eggs in the meantime has become not sit idly by while tightening their place of a patient, rushed in pursuit of Esmeralda. He noticed beglyanku when she travelled from lavatories sitting on the second Quasimodo hump on the left. I began here Feb attack dengue fever, which had once passed through it mandavoshek by Feb infected with a lyarva Lake Titicaca. He fell to the ground, began to bleat tragically, Dating and skryuchilsya, with its continuous kolbasilo. Quasimodo noticed green Feb helpless and delighted. He has never ebal such stuffed. Kissed dick over his shoulder, he Esmeralda dropped to the ground and rushes to stradaltsa. But then came the wife Phoebe, she cried, seeing dick Quasimodo: "Not trozh disabled! Trahni better than me!" Hunchback not have to stand on ceremony with her and both trahnul why Fleur came, and died Feb. He did this on purpose, on the personal request of the President, in an example to all the selling instruments.

But all live long and happy. And no donkey is not affected.

-- Hey, who are you? -- Anya was surprised to see the doors of a man thirty years, unprepossessing appearance, in ponoshennom raincoat, dirty knitted cap and stubble on his face.

-- Hello, Anya! I - Your Prints At the White Cone! -- with a sincere look podkupayusche said a man and a taste of alcohol from the Pope.

-- And where horse? -- usmehnulas Anya.

-- The elevator sits - karaulit not to left - all also warmly responded Prints - Anya, you're all, we are now going to the palace to me.

-- And why should I go with you then go? -- Anya asked cautiously.

-- Take me as you waited for all his life! To come, and I took you.

-- You yourself with someone mixing! -- Ann tried to close the door, but Prince managed to substitute leg.

-- Anya, only without stupidity! I have no time for all these Shura-mura! Dress, gone.

-- Yes you go! -- Anya was able to close the door.

-- Dura idiot! -- Prince went on doors punched - Why dreamed-then? Nedozhdavshis response Prince turned and went in the elevator.

-- Roughly you with it! -- White said Cone.

-- I want to good, but as you see it! -- protsedil frustration with the Prince.

-- And you, I would not have even opened - all of a dirty, unshaven - White Knight splyunul on the floor.

-- Tired of all! Every day these durochki liquid plaits and pryschami and each one needs to approach to find! And I have already dried up, you know, dried up! This is three years ago, I could sostrit and charm, and now ... -- Prints tired waved his hand.

-- Zavyazyvat. it is time - said White Kony and alliance cigarette end on the wall of the elevator.

-- Yes you that? They have won but, as you just us two. If we are. Zavyazhem. Who will be responsible for doing it?

-- Well, the owner, hushed! Money is the bus you have?

-- I-that is, and you like?

-- And again, I do pretend that accidentally entered the bus.

Prince emerged from the stairwell tall, but for him, chromium, was walking his White Knight.

Seraphim Pupov went to the airport in a big thrill. He had a very long flight, nearly ten hours. But Seraphim flight concerned, it was the smuggler. Was it they have long been, for almost a decade. He was carrying drugs across the border and jewelry. He was carrying all this is a very original way. It hid all this to his penis so deeply that no dog could not smell, and even if they still do not check dostanut. Tamozhniki each year become exasperated and Seraphim deeper penetration. I have never Seraphim arse soap, and from that he had a nest there svilo huge turd, and leave this place, it has not met. That's what this is clever way Seraphim kontrobandny and carrying goods.

But perhaps a sense of excitement not ostovlyalo it. He went to the airport, has been recording showed his ticket and went further.

At the surprise flight Seraphim were very few people, although this was not surprising, the flight was in the far distant and cold of Buryatia. Seraphim will wait until all through customs as last always allows faster. Serafim do not feel very good because it was a full anuse today kontroband range, and all the time he wanted puknut. Seraphim of excitement tamozhniku approached the dog, in appearance, he was very harsh. When Serafim passed, the dog suddenly pripala pope to his nose, and began to cast his master signals. Tamozhnik ostonovil Seraphim, and asked: What you have there? Nothing - Serofim replied.

Tricky not unimalsya dog, and at gavkal gavennuyu pop Seraphim. Cursed dog is not suspected, as he leads Seraphim. Seraphim tried to explain that it, but severe tamozhnik roughly grabbed him by the hand and led it in what room. Seraphim realized that he had caught and tried to justify it as, but tamozhnik proved impregnable. On Seraphim brought to room, and closed the door on key. On up a table of rubber gloves, and said Seraphim, which now hold a personal inspection. Serafim became very scared, because the pope was in his cocaine at 150 thousand dollars, diamonds for 4 million dollars and most importantly - uryuk, which is highly valued among Buryats. He only nadeelsya that tamozhnik not reach so deeply. He ordered Seraphim undress and stand cancer. He then approached the rear of Seraphim, and surprised. At anuse Seraphim was so dry shit that there is not even able to combine. Dried turd bizarre way entangled in hair on assholes like a fish in the networks fisherman, and a predststovlyali neprestupny barrier. But clever tamozhnik rasteryalsya not, and where it went, and when reached, has brought huge garden shears, and all hairy ostrig pope shit in the Seraphim. Here Seraphim here has been really very scared. If it detects that tamozhnik, the Seraphim threatens 20 years. Tamozhnik launched in the hands shaven hole, and was there sharit, some time later, he pulled out a hand, but they immediately replaced elongated object. As it turned tamozhnik planted on your dick cunning smuggler, and in the manner of his task tested for the presence of contraband. Serafim do not understand it all, and when it became understood very pleased. Huge member tamozhnika penetrated in the most intimate places of smugglers. Men wailing of naslazhdenya.

Seraphim shouted: -- Yes, yes, I became piderom, yes checking me, so this is what I nehvatolo, yes yes yes yes trahay cunning tamozhnik me for so many years this cost increase their penetration. A tamozhnik sentenced: -- From ten to dvadtsaiti with confiscation and a aa.

They merged in passion, they neprimerimye enemies. Wet member tamozhnika has long izmyal all smuggling. Act piderov lasted about ten minutes, and finished tamozhnik dergayas lunatics in convulsions. Seraphim is finished. When tamozhnik learned a member of the outside, he saw that it is almost all smuggling. At zalupe vidnelis bags of cocaine, diamonds, and dried uryuk. One of the bags with cocaine burst, and tamozhnik izognuvshis so that his nose was close to zalupe, accepted sniff narcotics. Acrobat - thought Seraphim. Tamozhnik nanyuhalsya and originally accepted, and threaten Sirafimu. I have to report nachalstvu, pidaras cursed, I thee rent, you planted, pidaras amaaaaa. Seraphim again found itself in hopeless situation, but then came into his head the idea. So the words My dear, dear tamozhnik, you just made me piderom.

Seraphim approached the opyanevshemu tamozhniku, bent, and with a force zasosal member, thereby nabiv a mouth smuggling, he collected remnants from the floor, and was such. Fortunately, he had a plane, and successfully moved smuggling. The entire flight, all he thought and hoped to be in Buryatia, and there are tamozhniki.

I was lying on the couch, eat in a hand apparatus razdumyvaya about with whom to meet today. All options were inappropriate - a left and the other was not at home, with a third not like:

Suddenly, in my head, the phone number came up - it was YULYA - a girl 23 years. Not a particularly beautiful, but with a good figure and safe. The last time I slept with it more than 2 - x years ago. I obtained the number - it was home and agreed to come to me. I am off for a beer and began to wait. After half an hour, she came. It was a small growth, but stroynenkaya girl with round Skin and well-developed breasts. We sat down with her on the sofa, talking, drinking beer, and I did not know how to come close to the subject that interests me.

I have long hovered, and finally suggested that directly. It has been a bit of alcohol and remarkably easy to accept. I thought - Is it like this every?

Back in her room, I became razdevat - withdrew her white topic - below it was bare chest. I gently took her mouth in the left nipple and began his cuticle - I saw that she brought the start. I became stronger and had bite achievements in the back by my fingernails. I realized that doing the right track. Then I opened her jeans and hard, prispustil (they are very tightly adjacent to its body) opened my eyes gaze wonderful gently-blue panties. They were thin, and I saw how they polosochka bit in the perineum. I podtyanul just above them and saw how this polosochka penetrated between its jaws and sexual entered into it. When I saw my mother and a member immediately pushed in my melting (I was still in shorts), I took her arm and took a room on the bed. Moved with her jeans, shorts withdrew himself, but decided to stay in with the melting of them indecently protruding member.

I put her on the back, razvel her legs, they were gladenkie and with a nice suntan (4 days ago, she returned from Egypt), and began raising their feet and kissed her fingers on the legs - most of all I like a woman in her foot. O! What a pleasure it was!.

My grew member so that I could no longer restrain him in swimming trunks. Speaking of my members-17 see quite lengthy and pronounced head. Polaskav her fingers, I began to descend person ever closer to the place where iznyval my body.

I felt an irresistible desire to kiss her vulva. I touched language to the place where most namokli her panties and felt the taste of its lubricant in the language - it was solenny gently, gently reminded me to the will of the marine. One movement leader, I with her panties and vpilsya lips and tongue in her silk. Usually when I do my girlfriend Whether it is difficult is the language into the vagina at the half, but I felt that my whole language slipped into it. Who, one wonders, she has sex all the two years of our separation, with zherebtsom or what? I felt like her vagina soft tissue embrace my language, and actively contributing juice. I started doing language steadily - rotational motion and this torrent posochilas salty grease in me. I tried to drink it as much as possible. After 20 seconds I felt like my language firmly stuck it into the vagina and became steadily compressed - her vagina just as a small zapulsirovalo vulkanchik and all of this was accompanied by her cries of passion, followed by the vagina zapulsirovalo her body - she experienced orgasm - I zashevelil stronger language and at the culmination of me in her mouth simply allocating flowing river! I tried not to miss no droplets, are diligently swallowing. After a while, it faded, and my language softly resigned from her - what it was fun. I then felt her long taste in their lips and tongue.

Finally came the day when I should come. You withdrew chic hotel room. We have agreed to meet there to deal with love. You look rough me up. I was about to be like. You proshibaet tremor excitement when you think about me. We have long dreamed about it ... And here any minute this should happen. You constantly look at the hours and very volnueshsya that I can not reach. You simply do not face this.

Amenities intimate light and easy erotichnaya music. At the table a bottle of champagne, box of chocolates and strawberries I came. As always beautiful, slender and zagorelaya. For me translucent red short dress. At my beautiful long slim legs chulochki black. I get in the door and you know that apart from me you do not like and do not want more NIKOGO DO! You obnimaesh me. Under my dress but my own body, nothing else! There was no hint of underwear. We begin kissing passionately. Name takes possession of unbridled desire. Right at the entrance you with me ie clothing. Your hands stranded in my body, your lips passionately caress me ..... I want you right here! I styagivayu with thee of thy jeans. You have long been ready, too, and want me madly. You currency me on the floor and enter into me. I almost lose consciousness from such feelings. Our cries probably heard throughout the hotel. But this little concern to us. It is a trifle in comparison with what is happening now. The world ceases to exist for us, just you and me. And now we have a whole .. I so well with you, I have long had neither of whom so well.

I want to move on the bed. You gently taking me on the hand, and bear in a bedroom. Broad bed and beckons you. We seem to love silk sheets, which embrace us and gently tickling our skin. We caress each other. Each cell of our body reacted to these care. You utopaesh in my hair, the smell of my spirits, combined with the smell of my skin you initiate any further. You stretched to the limit, like I have. You enter into me again and no longer neither tapped for a second. Our movement is becoming more rapid breathing, too. I want you, I am very rassvelo you hochuZa window. Two, obnyavshis, sleeping quietly. At the table and not left untouched champagne, chocolates and strawberries.