Milkmanbook: Showcases Penis
By a curious coincidence, this story told me her two party have never seen each other. For one thing - this was a joke, for another - a tragedy. But all in order.
This was widely known in Butyrka, the oldest investigative prison in Moscow.
It happened so that the detained one of my friend. Article charges was light, after the court released him, giving conditional term, but in a cell he had to be about half a year.
Here is his story:
-- In prison, do not Fig. Entertainer - zero. This is not counting the calls to sledaku five holes before zachitanyh books from the prison library at the thirty-lying bands, breakfast, lunch and dinner.
The times then were not hungry and always remained chernyazhka. This is the re-baking bread. Because it is not in the chamber to breathe freely. Shibko he strongly encourages the provision of intestinal gases. But there is the bread and other uses.
The system is simple. Take inside, put in tselofanovy aket, filled with water, two to three spitting and all that is left to the two-day until zakisnet.
Ready to bounce mass marochku, zeki so-called handkerchief, and shall be through the fabric. So marks. His razmazyvayut thin layer on the same tselofanu and it dries.
Of the assembled masses can be wasting anything. Most believers make clear. Players - bone. And those who simply do nothing - kindled any monks.
It is a nymph. It - like Bogomolets. Handles resigned, eyes zakatil himself in priestly garb. Only bare feet from the clothes seen.
And raise it from the cassock showing bare legs, but between them sticks out a huge standing elda.
So, in the neighboring cell was Baba. Guys Єдорогує extended to them and exchanged love notes. Oh, this is a separate issue! What joy is not only sexual invented two guys starving! Devki, however, not assigned.
And someone had the idea in his head: please baba.
Chernyazhki typed, and the glue svayali huge, thirty centimeters, a member with a red head. Two rod for ballpoint pens her nitpicking.
Our masters rasstaralis. I boulders done, and all sports. How to form a living. Few climbed through the grating. Even in our chamber, as thick walls, was heard Vilki shrieks. But soon the women's cell broken up. And now continued. The same story, but on the other hand. Women's. It turned out that the chamber was Krakowiak my acquaintance. The recently released her, and she told me the end of edible life member.
-- I do not know, as men, but we always have to talk about what. Boredom in prison, of course, the death, but classes can be found.
Especially when the next two guys. They extended zapisochki us, and we almost the entire chamber for fictional girls compose replies.
Izgolyalis as they could. I odnadzhy two guys write: accept the gift. I convey something heavy in gazetku wrapped. So far, the convolutions through the grating propihivali, paper misliš and we saw that they share with us. Joy to the entire hut!
But stnachala we were afraid to use his appointment. There is, razmoknet, spoil. But then Keating. Even the least established. Each of polzovala hours. Most carried those to whom he fired after the Lights Out. Throughout the night moaning yes PIJ. Pravda got a babentsiya. The principled. She refused to use artificial member. -- On a same bread. This is a sin. Well, we laughed, and vain. Once wake, and the one that balovalas night, a member gone. And this, otkazchitsa, something hiding under the mattress.
We all feel it гуртом, raised mattress, and beneath it - remains a member. It turned out she still await temporary hostess asleep, and it stolen. In the meantime, all were sleeping, she ate it! Dried marks - solid pieces, but this baba managed sglodat it almost completely. Only a head of steam left so centimeters. Baba raging nearly severed predatelnitsu.
At noise vertuhai primchalis and broke our camera.
